Posts Tagged ‘screamo’

Fargo Rock City: Part II – The Scene Kid Edition

Pokemon Cards: “I Choose You, Screamo Frontman”
By: Paul G. Atkinson IV

We all played Pokemon.  Well all my friends did.  I mean, it was fifth grade; Yo-Yos had just been banned from school – even during recess! – apparently someone had used one as a weapon, but anyway I digress, basically: we needed a new fad, and it became Pokemon.

Everyone I new became addicted, completely consumed by the Pokemon culture: not just by the cards, but by the television show, the videogames, and some even by the cheap t-shirts and Ash Ketchum imitation hats.

Eventually the fad died.

Breaking News: every fad dies.  I was luckily enough to cash out early, selling my holographic Charizard for $80 a few weeks before we all found another fire to throw our allowance money into.  It might have been WWF action figures.

High school came next and fads became more fashion based and I stopped paying attention to most anything but girls that were out of my league and blink-182 records.

There was not a chance in hell of me getting any girls, so I spent time getting more records, expanding from blink-182 to other pop punk bands: New Found Glory, Sum 41 ect… eventually horrible shit like Good Charlotte and Simple Plan popped up and I moved to the “emo” explosion.  I became completely consumed watching television shows on FUSE, buying literal tons of band merch, sporting the tightest jeans ect…


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Intermission – Tips & Tricks:
The following is a small handful of useful tips and tricks that can be used to help you let go of most anything you don’t need.
1.) If you hate it, give it up.  Money is not an exception to hang on.
2.) If it smells bad, clean it.  If that doesn’t work let it go.
3.) If all you hear is yelling, but you’re not simply listening to some hardcore, metal, or screamo music, chances are you should: 1. say, “Fuck You!” 2. Leave the situation and/or person.
4.) Some videogames need not be kept, i.e. Pryzm: The Journey Of The Black Unicorn.
Some videogames must never be let go, i.e. any Super Mario Bros. game.
5.) If your pet dies: bury it, cremate it, eat it, but do not fucking get it stuffed, you know, by some taxidermy guy… that shit is just creepy! (more…)

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