Pokemon Cards: “I Choose You, Screamo Frontman” By: Paul G. Atkinson IV We all played Pokemon. Well all my friends did. I mean, it was fifth grade; Yo-Yos had just been banned from school – even during recess! – apparently someone had used one as a weapon, but anyway I digress, basically: we needed a [...]
Posts Tagged ‘underoath’
Underoath go nuts with new album Deluxe Edition
Posted in Music, Paul, tagged cd dvd, deluxe edition, easy orgasm, lost in the sound of separation, new album, signed, special edition, underoath, vinyl on July 21, 2008 | 3 Comments »
An Emo Kid’s Wet Dream…
Posted in Paul, tagged emo kids, madden 2009, Masturbation, orgasm, rock band, senses fail, underoath, wet dream on July 14, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Earlier today I posted some news about Rock Band 2… Well I’ve stumbled upon some more Rock Band news, which is mostly about something none of you care about, but I need to just let the world know that I’m masturbating right now thinking about this!!!!!! Ok, so another one of those stupid Madden games [...]
