Trading in my bow-tie for a tri-cornered hat and a chinstrap beard!
Remember Tucker Carlson, the bow-tied conservative commentator that used to be the right-wing half of CNN’s popular Crossfire program? Remember when the anchor of a fake comedy news show humiliated him on his own show for being a partisan hack? Remember when CNN dropped him a few months later and he was exiled to an awful (and now-canceled) show on MSNBC?
Well, now he’s announced that he’s going to “emcee” for Ron Paul’s alternate GOP convention, which will likely be an abomination of 9/11 Truthers, ungroomed militiamen and people in 18th century clothes. What a strange journey it’s been, eh Tucker?
Knights of the Gold Standard
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses. She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?!’RobinWilliamsRobin Williams