-Keith Hempstead of Raleigh, NC, sues his local paper over staff cuts that made his subscription worth less than what he paid.
-Underage college douche gets DUI, almost kills a person, then shows up at a party in a jailbird costume. Pictures from said party end up on Facebook, the state attorney’s office finds the pics, the judge throws the book at the kid. Who didn’t see that one coming?
-After watching three movies about super heroes, Vanity Fair concludes that the parallels between reality and fantasy are too overwhelming to put anywhere but the homepage (see Arnold & Hellboy, R. Downey, Jr. and C. Bale).
-People who do it for a living divided on the best way to cut open a woman and extract a screaming, wriggling fetus.
-N. Koreans abduct baby from the White House.
-An interviewer learns that Tracy Morgan is something of an idiot savant; Michael Ian Black is nobody’s last resort, and Maggie Gyllenhaal (because The Secretary wasn’t evidence enough) is interested in sexuality.
Courtesy of my Google Reader.
Unrelated, but Riggs: I noticed you linked your old Riggs Dispatch blog here. If you want more visibility for your name, you can edit your WordPress settings so that your own name shows up instead of “wordjockey11.” Just change the “display name publicly” thing. If you already knew that or don’t care, then disregard.